Hey chat geepeetee.  Write me a short, sweet couple paragraph-ish length description of who I am for my new editing website.  I’ve never used ai to write anything before, so I’m not sure how this works.

Include me growing up in Kansas City, Missouri.  NOT Kansas City, Kansas.  That’s the weird one. And the fact that I attended the University of Missouri and majored in journalism because I could never imagine that real people got to work on movies.  Then I moved to LA.

Add that I’ve worked as an editor forever and that I really like it.  And that I was at mOcean for twenty years and it was great. Yes, you have to use that forced capitalization thing they do.

Tell ‘em I have never tired of living in Los Angeles, and that I’m married with two kids.  Make it sound like the kids don’t argue as much as they do.  Say that I try to play soccer as much as I can, but don’t say I hardly ever get to.  Oh, and that I run most every day and that while running I listen exclusively to podcasts.  Seriously. 

How about something fun to end on?  Like, say that I loved movies so much that I was probably one of the last 5 people on earth getting physical DVDs from Netflix.  It was PERFECT!  You could get almost ANY movie ever made.  Sounds stupid, right?  Well, want to watch Mulholland Drive now?  I hope you have 40 dollars for a blu ray off of Amazon. 

Wait, that sounds like a rant.  Cut that last part out.  No one cares.

Anyway, include my phone number and email again.

310.403.3796
ryanhalferty@me.com

That should just about do it.  Make sure to use really big words, and, only necessary commas.  You get me a draft before it’s published, right?